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Here’s a brilliant illustration by Anthony Aguinaldo depicting the epic battle between Abraham Lincoln and the Cyclops.
The Associated Press is reporting that a one year old unicorn has been discovered in the Italian town of Prato. I am personally putting out a hit on this unicorn. All people who record and document themselves elbow dropping said unicorn will receive a custom Awesomeology.Org T-Shirt with something to the effect of “WWJD? He’d elbow drop a fucking unicorn, that’s what bitch!” and a picture of Unicorn Elbow Dropping Jesus. Providing the unicorn is left unharmed for the next person to elbow drop it.
If you are unable to actually jump off of a top rope, Randy “Macho Man” Savage style, and elbow drop the shit out of this unicron, then any hand drawn representation of how awesome it would look had you done it will be posted on the website. And your genitals will gain length and girth. If you are female, your vagina will produce minor miracles and smell springtime fresh for several months.
Have a click on on the History of Awesome tab and take a look at the new material near the end. I’ve also organized it so I can more easily add content into the the rest of the history of Awesome. Also please help out by either;
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In that order. I’d like to keep the site completely free and that that would go a LONG way to helping keep the site up. This damn thing is getting expensive people.
Dr. Effbom Rizzleton drops by to discuss, amongst other things, Robot Arms, the U.S. Governments special weapon (hint: it involves fecal matter and robots), Speargun Oncology, and more.
I’ve gone to a half hour format for the time being to see how things turn out. I’ve also got to add on listener comments and an closing, but I’m insanely tired and I want something out there tonight. And did I release it although it needs to still be edited further? you’re damn right I did. Why? Mostly because that was the general consensus of my fatigue driven halucinations. I’ll clean it up tomorrow. In the mean time, I felt it a diservice to humanity not to let out some glimpse.
Awesomeology.org is looking for illustrations to go along entries in the History and Science pages. If you’re a rad artist and want to help illustrate the history and science of Awesome, send me your angst riddled emo art crap at Shadiggatron9000@Awesomeology.org and help children see what Moses getting uber pissed and breaking the original 10 commandments on asses may have looked like. Hey! Do you suck ASS at art? Even better. I want your crap too. Digital Art, traditional, photmanipulation, kindergarten time filler in fingerpaint, whatever. Send it in with however you want to be credited and a website or email address. All art crap sent to me will instantaneously be property of awesomeology.org. And I will likely use it to blackmail you in your run for presidency.
Episode 2 - The Fat, Cock and Mur, 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon… With a Twist, Wide World of Morbidly Obese and Geriatric Sports, and The Greatest Movie Concept of ALL TIME, Episode. Easily the best episode to date! Make sure to send feedback and illustrations.
Mur Lafferty at ISBW and Geek Fu Action Grip
-Update- Editing will be done on Friday for Ep 2 with Matt Wallace. Dr. Efbom Rizzelton’s gear arrives this weekend.
I’m currently in the lab with Professor Matt Wallace. We’ll hopefully be done with Episode 2 by tonight and I should have it edited and ready to go by Tuesday or Wednesday. I also have 2 more visiting Professors coming soon. Professor Brandy Pierce, AKA She-whom-lets-me-tap-it, has been spotted around the Lacy Duvall Lab for Vag-o-centric studies. And I’m pleased to be welcoming, very soon, the Dean of Punchonimics himself! Dr. Efbomb Rizzelton to the Shadiggatron9000 Intitute of Awesomeological Research. Somehow, he doesn’t have a mic though. But as soon as I can get him the lab’s extra mic, the yeild will be utter nonsense.
This episode, we take it easy on Jesus and instead, discuss what spectrum Hulk Hogan’s urine falls under. There’s a brief synopsis of the Periodic Table of Awesome and A-Matter. Matt Wallace makes a few discoveries. And somewhere, a baby cries… Probably a baby Jesus.
Awesomeology Ep 1 - Science - A-Matter, Hulkamanium and you. [21:08m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadWe discuss the originator of Awesome, OT Gawd and the HR rep of the universe… Lou Sifer. Get it? See what I did there? Yeah, everyone at work says I’m funny too.
Awesomeology Ep 1 - History - OT God, Lucifer and other shinanigans [22:26m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | DownloadHere it is. The episode that will be remembered as the point at which America descended into that irreversable tailspin of moral decay. Enjoy.
Awesomeology Ep 1 - News - James Brown, Whores and a Corpse [30:34m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download