Podcast Feeds
Presented to Chris Dane Owens who has packed more awesome into 4 minutes and 17 seconds than anyone else in history. This bitch is HAWT. And she can sing. And yes. That’s a crocodile in the middle of the dragon montage amongst many MANY other things that will make your pancreas explode if you try to apply reason to them. I now present… Shine on Me.
P.s. If you think that this is not awesome, you like Nazis and buttsex. So make the right decision and get on the Chris Dane Owens train.
Other highlights include:
0:14 - HAAAHahaahahaa Holy Jesusghandibudha! You do exist! Thank you! I can never repay you for this gift.
0:36 - “No here, you ride the horse”
0:38 - “Nevermind let’s both walk”
0:40 - “You know what? On second thought, have the horse for another hour, we should both ride it. Holy shit! This horse has perfect posture! I don’t feel a thing where my testicles should be!”
0:55 - Ninja skill
1:07 - Princess, Captain Awesome, Godess menage a toir inuendo
1:21 - I’m not sure… but fuck yeah. More of this.
1:50 - A pirate whips another pirate ship. And it EXPLODES!
2:43 - Ummm… I’m almost positive that’s not a real dragon.
2:55 - Awesome guitar solo.
2:59 - Spinning makes dagger throwing maniacs unable to aim.
4:09 - Words to live by.
Can’t wait for Friday to roll around? Or do you simply want to physically maim people who overuse the acronym TGIF? Now there’s a new day and a new acronym for the rest of us. I’m proud to announce that Awesomeology.Org is rolling out the acronym for the Thursday-centric.
“Today Is Thursday, Sweet!” or TITS!
So next time, when you see another Thursday person, or better yet, find that annoying TGIF person and scream with passion and fervor into their cherubic fat little fucking face, “TITS!” I’m sure they’ll agree.
Holy Crap! Awesomeology.Org is BACK with Dr. Effbomb Rizzleton, a new feminine Hygiene product and the vagabond professional hotline operator.
Episode 4 will be the end of “Season One”. That is to say, the end of the more shitty production quality podcasts. I’ve got a brand new sexy mic for Matt Wallace and Effbomb. We’ll be going, more or less, to a half skits, half talk format. And the goal will be to have a new episode up every 2 weeks. I do have some important business on the horizon that’ll knock me out for a month or so however.
Special thanks go out to:
TV’s Earl Newton of StrangerThings.tv who’s epic hardcore love wrestling has lead to Awesomeology’s designation of Pelvic Thrust Energy to be measured in “Newtons” (Earl, not that little bitch, Sir Isaac). Thusly, he bears the title “Earl of the Newton”. [Edit] I’ve decided Earl of Newton isn’t a prestigious enough title. So henceforth, Earl Newton shall be known as Duke Newton.
Jason Adams of RandomSignal.com who’s silver bullet will be the first thing mechanized immediately after mine and Riz’ robot arm. Although I’ll have to gimp it somehow lest it’s potential to overpower me and my robot arm.
Podcasting’s Rich Sigfrit of Requiem of the Outcasthas a hot young girlfriend. And I imagine they do it like, all day, every day… Which makes him significantly more rad than you. Also I picture him doing all kinds of crazy voices whilst he does the deed. Which contributes to the constant pee stains in my underoos.
Jackie Marcucci, my original hardcore fan who’s last name is phonetically pronounced ‘coochie’
Audita Sum for the gentle kick in the ass that put me over the edge
Brandy Pierce for letting me hit it. Also for having the kid. That was pretty awesome too.
Thanks to all these people for inspiration to finally get this bastard off my shoulders and me back to neglecting my family in order to entertain complete strangers.
Here’s a brilliant illustration by Anthony Aguinaldo depicting the epic battle between Abraham Lincoln and the Cyclops.
The Associated Press is reporting that a one year old unicorn has been discovered in the Italian town of Prato. I am personally putting out a hit on this unicorn. All people who record and document themselves elbow dropping said unicorn will receive a custom Awesomeology.Org T-Shirt with something to the effect of “WWJD? He’d elbow drop a fucking unicorn, that’s what bitch!” and a picture of Unicorn Elbow Dropping Jesus. Providing the unicorn is left unharmed for the next person to elbow drop it.
If you are unable to actually jump off of a top rope, Randy “Macho Man” Savage style, and elbow drop the shit out of this unicron, then any hand drawn representation of how awesome it would look had you done it will be posted on the website. And your genitals will gain length and girth. If you are female, your vagina will produce minor miracles and smell springtime fresh for several months.
Have a click on on the History of Awesome tab and take a look at the new material near the end. I’ve also organized it so I can more easily add content into the the rest of the history of Awesome. Also please help out by either;
1. Blogging about and linking to Awesomeology.org
2. Telling your friends about Awesomeology.org
3. Click a Google link or 10 on the sides every visit!
4. Buy a shirt
5. Donate with the Paypal link below
In that order. I’d like to keep the site completely free and that that would go a LONG way to helping keep the site up. This damn thing is getting expensive people.
Dr. Effbom Rizzleton drops by to discuss, amongst other things, Robot Arms, the U.S. Governments special weapon (hint: it involves fecal matter and robots), Speargun Oncology, and more.
I’ve gone to a half hour format for the time being to see how things turn out. I’ve also got to add on listener comments and an closing, but I’m insanely tired and I want something out there tonight. And did I release it although it needs to still be edited further? you’re damn right I did. Why? Mostly because that was the general consensus of my fatigue driven halucinations. I’ll clean it up tomorrow. In the mean time, I felt it a diservice to humanity not to let out some glimpse.
Awesomeology.org is looking for illustrations to go along entries in the History and Science pages. If you’re a rad artist and want to help illustrate the history and science of Awesome, send me your angst riddled emo art crap at Shadiggatron9000@Awesomeology.org and help children see what Moses getting uber pissed and breaking the original 10 commandments on asses may have looked like. Hey! Do you suck ASS at art? Even better. I want your crap too. Digital Art, traditional, photmanipulation, kindergarten time filler in fingerpaint, whatever. Send it in with however you want to be credited and a website or email address. All art crap sent to me will instantaneously be property of awesomeology.org. And I will likely use it to blackmail you in your run for presidency.
Episode 2 - The Fat, Cock and Mur, 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon… With a Twist, Wide World of Morbidly Obese and Geriatric Sports, and The Greatest Movie Concept of ALL TIME, Episode. Easily the best episode to date! Make sure to send feedback and illustrations.
Mur Lafferty at ISBW and Geek Fu Action Grip
-Update- Editing will be done on Friday for Ep 2 with Matt Wallace. Dr. Efbom Rizzelton’s gear arrives this weekend.
I’m currently in the lab with Professor Matt Wallace. We’ll hopefully be done with Episode 2 by tonight and I should have it edited and ready to go by Tuesday or Wednesday. I also have 2 more visiting Professors coming soon. Professor Brandy Pierce, AKA She-whom-lets-me-tap-it, has been spotted around the Lacy Duvall Lab for Vag-o-centric studies. And I’m pleased to be welcoming, very soon, the Dean of Punchonimics himself! Dr. Efbomb Rizzelton to the Shadiggatron9000 Intitute of Awesomeological Research. Somehow, he doesn’t have a mic though. But as soon as I can get him the lab’s extra mic, the yeild will be utter nonsense.